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nayx:

perhaps nothing is maybelline

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yungcoochie:

#clap back

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andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

i like teachers like this

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sn00p4prez:

if i give you a boner please tell me so i can feel good about myself

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cybercitrus:

adults

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therealmulan:

classic catholicnun

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masturbation-is-illegal:

i think about this picture at least twice a day

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puppytaire:

reason why 2013 was so shitty: uneven number

reason why 2014 is going to be better: even number

reason why 2015 is going to be the best: nice neat multiple of 5

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